There is that guy who is madly in love with his girlfriend Wendy. He's so in love he gets her name tattooed on his penis. When he's erect, the full name shows up. Otherwise, only the firs and last letters can be seen. Together, they go on vacation in Jamaica. Once there, they go on a nude beach to enjoy the sun, sand and sea water. While "toasting" on the beach, the guy sees a Jamaican man who has his penis tattooed, and he can only see the letters "WY" on it. He catches up with the guy, and asks him if his girlfriend's name is Wendy. The Jamaican looks at him weirdly, and answers: "No, why would you think so?" So, our guy tells him his girlfriend's name is Wendy, and he got it tattooed on his penis, but you can only see "WY when it's flaccid. The Jamaican guy looks at him and starts laughing, then he tells him it says: "Welcome to Jamaica, and have a nice day".
A guy goes see a doctor because he has a sore arm. The physician looks him over, but can't find anything wrong with the guy's arm, so he tells the guy to bring him a urine sample for analysis the following morning. The guy thinks the doctor is completely mad. How could he possibly find what's wrong with his arm from a urine sample. So, the guy goes back home, change the oil on his car and put a few drops in the specimen container. Then, he ask his wife and daughter to put a few drops of pee in the container. After that, he masturbates and put a few drops of semen in the container, then he brings it to his physician. The day after, the doctor calls him back and tells him he's got bad news. He says: "Your car has 173,478 miles and needs a new oxygen sensor, your daughter has syphilis and your wife has an affair with a black guy. As for you, if you keep on masturbating like that, you'll have a sore arm your entire life!"